Havapoo

Your Havapoo is following you from room to room again. Kitchen, bathroom, home office, back to kitchen — they're running a one-dog surveillance operation and they take it very seriously. They've got that springy, silk-spun coat that strangers can't stop touching, a face that somehow combines 'old soul' and 'perpetual puppy' at the same time, and a tail that hasn't stopped wagging since 2019. They weigh less than your grocery bag but they've got the emotional intelligence of a licensed counselor. When you're sad, they press their entire body against yours like a furry weighted blanket. When you're happy, they launch into a full-body wiggle that starts at the nose and ends at the tip of that curled tail. You got a Havapoo because someone told you they don't shed much, and that's true — but nobody warned you that they'd also steal your spot on the couch, rearrange your entire schedule around their walk times, and make you the kind of person who FaceTimes their dog from work. You're not embarrassed about it anymore. Your Havapoo fixed that too.